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Joe Fierce · Jan 03, 2009, 07:22 AM // 07:22

Well, as the new year has just begun, a few quotes have come to mind, quotes that i've always lived by, and will continue to live by in the coming year, some inspirational, some comedic, what quotes will you use to self inspire/laugh about this year?

Here's a select few of mine, alot of them are from various sources, a few are things i said myself, but, since there are so many and i have terrible memory as to where they came from..they will go uncredited sadly, but, they'll be here to cherish at least.

"Life is as fast as time is slow"

"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy"

"Party like it's 2012, Prince's next big hit"

"Being vague is almost as fun as doing this one other thing"

"Magic is all the s*** science hasn't made boring yet"

"To err is human, to arr is a request for more rum"

"Dear god, Ctrl+Z for life please"

"So fresh that I listen to bands that haven't even formed yet"

"F*** natural selection, let's give them chainsaws"

"Procrastinators, the leaders of tomorrow"

"Sex is like pizza - when it's good it's great, and when it's bad it's still pretty good."

"I wouldn't do you if I were that"

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

"Then suddenly, bananas, thousands of them."

"Love, Lust, whatever you want to call it, so long as I still get to f*** her"

LIST YOURS!

ZenRgy · Jan 03, 2009, 09:00 AM // 09:00

JupiterStarWarrior · Jan 03, 2009, 05:17 PM // 17:17

"In the old days, people worried that computers would take over the world. We have now come to a point where computers are intelligent enough to realize that they don't want to." --Randy Cassingham, thisistrue.com

Tyla · Jan 03, 2009, 05:33 PM // 17:33

"Sir, we're surrounded."

"Excellent, now we can attack in every direction." - F*ck knows.

Dmitri3 · Jan 03, 2009, 05:55 PM // 17:55

"Anyone who believes exponential growth can go on forever in a finite world is either a madman or an economist." - Kenneth Boulding

"Censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself." - Potter Stewart

"Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.” - Robert A. Heinlein

credit · Jan 03, 2009, 10:16 PM // 22:16

"I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center." - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be." - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Jumping Is Uselss · Jan 03, 2009, 10:21 PM // 22:21

"Do or do not, there is no try" - Yoda

I pwnd U · Jan 04, 2009, 12:05 AM // 00:05

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian." ~Harvey Dent

"Start strong, finisher stronger" ~No idea

Lihinel · Jan 04, 2009, 02:06 AM // 02:06

"No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you."~Homer
"Gotcha. Can't win, don't try."~Bart

"This is your brain (while holding an egg), this is your brain on marriage (throws the egg on the ground)"~Al Bundy

Abedeus · Jan 04, 2009, 07:34 AM // 07:34

Some Simpson. quotes that are awesome.

"Kids, you tried and you failer miserably. The lesson is - never try."

"I say - live fast, die young and leave a big smelly corpse. - Bart"

"- I hope you learned, Lisa - never love anyone.
- Even you?
- Especially me."

"- Don't worry, dear, you're a Buddhist, so you know your cats are reincarnated as a higher form of life - Marge.
- Yeah, like a dog, or a snowman. - Homer"

"You see, marriage is like a coffin, and each kid is another nail to it."

South Park.

"- Aww man, why did they change terrorists to hippies? - Kyle"
- Yeah, hippies and terrorists are the same thing. - Cartman"

"- Hey, I thought you went to your car to kill yourself? - Stan
- Yeah, I did. I went inside, turned the engine on and locked myself for the night. - Cartman.
- And? - Kyle.
- F***ing Hybrid, man. - Cartman"

Or Carrot Ironfoundersson from Pratchett's Watch series.

"Remember, men! If we win, noone will remember! If we lose, we will be remembered for ages!!"

Note, however, that this is not exact quote, because I do not have English version, only the translation. But that's roughly the same.

JupiterStarWarrior · Jan 04, 2009, 08:32 AM // 08:32

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" Adam Savage - Mythbusters

"Be smarter than what you're working with." My dad

"Never accept the blame you can put on someone else." My dad

DreamRunner · Jan 04, 2009, 04:13 PM // 16:13

"So to describe myself in a scientific way, I must also describe my surroundings, which is a clumsy way getting around to the realization that you are the entire universe." Alan Watts

“We could say that meditation doesn't have a reason or doesn't have a purpose. In this respect it's unlike almost all other things we do except perhaps making music and dancing. When we make music we don't do it in order to reach a certain point, such as the end of the composition. If that were the purpose of music then obviously the fastest players would be the best. Also, when we are dancing we are not aiming to arrive at a particular place on the floor as in a journey. When we dance, the journey itself is the point, as when we play music the playing itself is the point. And exactly the same thing is true in meditation. Meditation is the discovery that the point of life is always arrived at in the immediate moment.” Alan Watts

“Zen does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.” Alan Watts

Divinitys Creature · Jan 04, 2009, 04:32 PM // 16:32

"It's because they're stupid. That's why everyone does everything." - Homer Simpson.

Abedeus · Jan 04, 2009, 05:24 PM // 17:24

"Lisa, stop blowing my sex! I mean, sax, stop blowing your sax!" - Marge

"Money doesn't bring happiness. I know this, because right now I have 50 millions on my account and I'm just as happy as when I had 48 millions." - Arnold the Choppa the Terminator.

"I just wanted to say, that, ^#$^#$, and I would like to thank you everyone %@#%#@, and me and my cousins touched each others' weeners." - Cartman.

"If you can't build a robot, be a robot." - Grandpa Simpson

"- Marge, dear, would you like the last pork chop?
- Oh... I've dreamed about the day you would say that! Oh, it tastes so good... *starts sobbing* And the tears... are the best sauce...
- Okay, now you are starting to freak me out* - Homer and Marge.

"- To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!" - Homer.

"- Violence is never the answer. Except for all of America's problems." - Bart.

KoKoS · Jan 04, 2009, 10:56 PM // 22:56

"sk8 or die" >.> just another bad-a55 philosopher xP
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Stephen John · Jan 04, 2009, 11:22 PM // 23:22

"What is Success?

To laugh often and much;

To win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children;

To earn the appreciation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal of false friends;

To appreciate beauty;
To find the best in others;

To leave the world a bit better, whether by
a healthy child, a garden patch
or a redeemed social condition;

To know even one life has breathed
easier because you have lived;

This is to have succeeded."

Attributed- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fril Estelin · Jan 04, 2009, 11:36 PM // 23:36

"Science without conscience is but the ruin of the soul." - Rabelais (France), 1532

"All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man's life, lifting it from the sphere of mere physical existence and leading the individual towards freedom." - Einstein

"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image." - Steven Hawking

The world will look up and shout "Save us!"... And I'll whisper "No." - Rorschach, Watchmen movie

http://www.ted.com

KoKoS · Jan 05, 2009, 12:30 AM // 00:30

To be or not to be?
Kokos

Etta · Jan 05, 2009, 10:00 AM // 10:00

You're money and you don't even know it!

Sir Skullcrasher · Jan 05, 2009, 05:03 PM // 17:03

"It doesn't matter what the peoples thinks" The Great one, The Rock!

"Thats Unpossible" by Ralph from The Simpsons.

and finally...... the quote I used alot at work

"Why so serious???" The Joker